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The Full Line
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The Full Line

The Full Line

The complete LAFUHQE system in one bundle. Designed to cover daily cleansing, moisture, pH balance, freshness, post-hair care, tone, and intimacy preparation — without gaps or guesswork. Everything working together, exactly as intended.

INCLUDES
  • The Complete System
  • Full Inner & Outer Care
  • Everything A Woman Needs
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
Finish Him
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

An intimacy-prep system designed to support internal balance, moisture, tone, and smooth comfort. Curated to help you feel prepared, responsive, and confident without last-minute guesswork.

INCLUDEd in bundle
  • Lubricunt
  • Fuhqe Stick
  • Applicunts
  • PoosyPop'in
Fresh Start
Must Have
Fresh Start

Fresh Start

A full-body and intimate cleansing bundle created to establish your daily baseline. Gently exfoliates, washes, hydrates, and supports freshness so nothing feels off before the day begins.

INCLUDEd in BUNDLE
  • Assntt
  • Shampoosy
  • Helixir
  • ShowerHead
Fluid pH
MOST POPULAR
Fluid pH

Fluid pH

An internal moisture and pH support bundle crafted for gentle rebalancing. Ideal for addressing mild dryness or disruption while maintaining a healthy, stable environment.

INCLUDED IN BUNDLE
  • PoosyPop'in
  • Applicunts
Quiet Flex
Move Confidently
Quiet Flex

Quiet Flex

An everyday freshness system that works internally and externally to maintain balance and reduce odor. Designed for ongoing use so you don’t have to overthink your routine.

INCLUDES
  • Chlorophix
  • PoosyPop'in
  • Shampoosy
Tight & Wet
Drip & Grip
Tight & Wet

Tight & Wet

The ultimate intimacy duo. Fuhqe Stick supports a firmer, tighter sensation, while PoosyPop’in enhances natural wetness and freshness. Designed to work together for confidence, comfort, and unforgettable results.

INCLUDES
  • PoosyPop'in
  • Fuhqe Stick
Soft & Supple
Touch It
Soft & Supple

Soft & Supple

A vulva-centered moisture routine designed to support softness, comfort, and skin barrier health. Combines gentle cleansing, light exfoliation, and layered hydration to help relieve dryness without irritation.

INCLUDED IN BUNDLE
  • Muff Buff
  • Oilgasm
  • PoosyButter
  • Shampoosy
SOFT FINISH
EAT MEOWT
SOFT FINISH

SOFT FINISH

A three-step system created to reduce bumps, minimize irritation, and support healthy regrowth. Focuses on clearing buildup, calming skin, and maintaining deep moisture after hair removal.

INCLUDES
  • Muff Buff
  • Oilgasm
  • PoosyButter
Odour Balance
Classic
Odour Balance

Odour Balance

The ultimate freshness duo. PoosyPop’in suppositories help support a balanced vaginal environment, while Shampoosy gently cleanses and maintains daily pH harmony. Designed to keep you feeling clean, confident, and consistently fresh.

INCLUDES
  • PoosyPop'in
  • Shampoosy

BESTSELLERS

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Fuhqe Stick - Instant Vaginal Tightening Wand
INSTANT RESULTS · TIGHTENING

Fuhqe Stick

#1 Seller
An herbal tightening formula designed to support a firmer, more toned intimate feel. Crafted with traditional botanicals to help enhance sensation and elevate confidence when it matters most.
NEW
Chlorophix - Edible Deodorizing Capsules
Edible Deodorizing · Capsules

Chlorophix

Small capsule. Big energy. Powered by chlorophyll and plant-based ingredients to neutralize odor internally and support all-day freshness. For the girls who handle business from the inside out.
Fuhqe Friends Fav 💕
Helixir - Moisturizing Body Oil
Moisturizing · Body Oil

Helixir

Saturate your skin in sweet, buttery moisture with this plant-based body elixir. Made without artificial fragrance or alcohol, it leaves you silky, glowing, and undeniably tempting.
Shampoosy - Vulva Wash for Daily Use
Deep Cleansing · Vulva Wash

Shampoosy

Low Stock
A botanical vaginal wash crafted to help eliminate odor-causing bacteria while maintaining optimal pH. Ideal for daily use, menstrual cycles, pregnancy, and hormonal shifts that affect freshness.
Lubricunt - Waterbased Personal Lubricant
Long Lasting · Lubricant

Lubricunt

Fav
A silky, long-lasting water-based lubricant designed for smooth, comfortable intimacy. Infused with aloe, hyaluronic acid, and botanical extracts to support hydration and glide without stickiness.
Daily
Assntt - All Over Body Deodorant
All Over · Body Deodorant

Assntt

Designed for hot, hidden, and high-sweat areas, this natural deodorant keeps underboobs, inner thighs, and booty creases dry and odor-free. Formulated with gentle botanicals and mineral-based odor protection for long-lasting freshness without aluminum, baking soda, or synthetic fragrance.
PoosyButter - Moisturizing Vulva Buttercream
Moisturizing · Vulva Buttercream

PoosyButter

Gyal Dem Sugah 💕
A rich botanical butter formulated to deeply moisturize intimate skin and surrounding areas. Helps prevent dryness and irritation while maintaining a smooth, healthy-looking finish.
Needed
Applicunts - Suppository Applicators
Suppository · Applicators

Applicunts

A smooth, disposable applicator designed for controlled, comfortable suppository insertion. Ensures precise placement, minimizes mess, and supports full product delivery every time.
Steam Her + Secrete Sauce - Vaginal Steaming Herbs
Vaginal Steaming · Herbs

Steam Her + Secrete Sauce

Cooling
A botanical yoni steam made with lavender, eucalyptus, hibiscus, and sarsaparilla root to support relaxation, freshness, and intimate balance. Perfect for women who treat their self-care as sacred time.
Necessity
Muff Buff - Natural Deep Exfoliating Cloth
Deep Exfoliating · Fibre

Muff Buff

An exfoliating body cloth powered by organic flax to buff away dull, dry skin and reveal a smooth, radiant glow. Leaves your skin soft, polished, and ready to show off.
Fuhqe Yeah
Oilgasm - Dark Spot & Ingrown Hair Eraser
Dark Spot · Eraser

Oilgasm

Formulated with 100% premium essential oils to help maintain soft, even-looking intimate skin. Designed for women who want a smoother, clearer appearance and next-level confidence. Best paired with PoosyButter for maximum glow.
PoosyPop'in - pH Balancing Inserts
Boric Acid · Suppositories

PoosyPop'in

#1 Stunna
A single-ingredient boric acid suppository designed to support vaginal balance and help manage odor, yeast discomfort, and pH disruption. Formulated for women seeking a simple, targeted solution for recurring concerns.
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