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For Use with Steam Her
Finally a steam seat that you can use in the comfort of your own home.
The Twat Squat ® is made of food grade, BPA-free plastic so you don't have to worry about the release of dangerous petroleums and chemicals when heated.
For use with Steam Her ® herbs, this comfortable seat fits all twats.
How to Use
- Wash the Twat Squat ® bowl with warm water before and after use.
- Measure out 1/2 tablespoons of herbs and place in the bowl.
- Add 2 cups of boiling water and let sit for 3-5 minutes depending on your tolerance for heat.
- Remove clothing from the waist down and sit on the Twat Squat ® with a heavy robe, towel, or blanket around your bottom half for 30-45 minutes.
This is a great occasion to read a book, meditate, or scroll through our website for other great products.
Caution
Do NOT sit immediately on the Twat Squat after pouring the boiling water in. That shit is hot.
What you Receive
- 1 Twat Squat ®
- Instructions with how to use
- Discrete shipping
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FAQ
How much is shipping?
USA: We offer free shipping on all US orders over $100. Our Standard shipping rate is $15 and includes duties and tariffs so you won't pay anything extra to receive your order.
We have Overnight, Next Day and Saturday delivery options available and those prices vary depending on the time of day, number of items in your order and size and weight. To see these express shipping options, please proceed to checkout.
INTERNATIONAL: Shipping rates vary depending on destination, number of items in your order and size and weight. To see these express shipping options, please proceed to checkout.
CANADA: We offer flat rate shipping Canada-Wide as well as express options. Please proceed to checkout to view shipping rates for Canada.
What is your return policy?
As these are vaginal products, we do not accept returns. We will process claims for damaged or incorrect items on a one by one basis.
How do I cancel a subscription?
Subscriptions can be canceled easily by visiting your account page or by clicking this link: https://account.lafuhqe.com/orders
Please note that a $20 Early Cancellation Fee will apply if we suspect subscription advantage fraud.
For more information view the entire subscription policy at the bottom of this page.
Do you offer a money back guarantee?
We love our products and know that you will too. In the event that a product does not meet your expectations, please call us and we will accept it back, no questions asked within 30 days of purchase.
Discounts
Can I use more than one discount code?
Only one discount code can be used per order and cannot be combined with other promotions, offers or subscription items.
Tariffs
Since you're in Canada, will I be charged tariffs?
We do ship from Canada and at this time there are no tariffs or duties on orders under $800 USD. In the event that your purchase exceeds $800 USD, we will ship your order in multiple packages on multiple days to keep in line with the tariff de minimus.
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