NOW THAT we’ve steamed her, PURRGED her and balanced her ph, SHE’S BECOME ACCUSTOMED to the finer things in life. SO THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP IS OBVIOUSLY TO MASQUERBATE?

IT’S TIME TO PAMPER YOUR TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY WITH AN all natural, AT HOME VAJACIAL.

why would You need an at home vagacial? 
BECAUSE FASHION, that’s why!

INGREDIENTS

diatomaceous earth, Sodium alginate, Sodium Hyaluronate, PEPPErmint essential oil, cornstarch, pectin

INSTRUCTIONS

add equal parts water and powder and mix with a spatula or spoon. for standard sized pussies we recommend 1 1/2 tablespoons. like everything good, it should be nice and thick. spread generously over your freshly washed pussy and lay down and luxuriate for 30 minutes. remove by peeling and follow up with shampoosy. works best on bald pussies.